Internet highlights – Fortnight commencing 2nd August 2015

15 08 2015

An absolute bumper load of content to make up for last week’s absence – sorry about that, I was on my holidays 🙂

Bride has her grandmother as one of her bridesmaids

If Friends were set in London

Tarzan is Ana and Elsa’s little brother

There’s a Ned Flanders inspired Heavy Metal band

Australia may limit Vegemite sales due to alcohol abuse

Farmers take cows into Asda to protest against milk prices

Test your rhythm skills

How often we should actually shower

Five athiests who lost faith in athiesm

Disney Princesses without make up

Boss sent me home for wearing "too revealing" shorts that I bought from the store I work at in the career section. http://t.co/vrAnN4beC2—
Sylva (@queenfeminist) July 24, 2015

The Beano is indeed aware of the movie Inside Out. This week's Numskull's in The Beano by Nigel Auchterlounie. pic.twitter.com/zmzmHGJWjo

— Nigel Parkinson (@NPBeanoArtist) July 28, 2015

.@KTHopkins RT: understand people love Cilla. But the race to proclaim this on Twitter is a curious thing……why don't you shut up idiot!

— Lord Sugar (@Lord_Sugar) August 2, 2015

This is being typed by Francis the Celebrity Cat.I want to say I am very humbled by becoming a Celebrity Cat and will not show off my bottom

— John Cleese (@JohnCleese) August 3, 2015

https://twitter.com/zachbraff/status/628649454531420160

https://twitter.com/Brilliant_Ads/status/628941796786184192

Microsoft set a new standard for unhelpful error messages in Windows 10http://t.co/hsh2D5NnX5

(via @jonathantimar) pic.twitter.com/dJYMd8kND5

— The Poke (@ThePoke) August 5, 2015

A handy guide of what tube lines are open this evening #tubestrike pic.twitter.com/vLWM3gS7x4

— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) August 5, 2015

For those asking am not doing @bbcstrictly 2015. I am waiting for @theJeremyVine to go pro and dance with him next year.

— Miranda Hart (@mermhart) August 12, 2015

I can confirm I'm not doing Strictly. Maybe next year. But there isn't room for me and Ainsley on the same show.

— Jack Whitehall (@jackwhitehall) August 11, 2015

Where is Farage, by the way? He's like the loom band of politics. Everywhere then suddenly gone.

— @mrchrisaddison@dizl.de (@mrchrisaddison) August 10, 2015

https://twitter.com/shwr_thoughts/status/630782522994106368

https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob/status/630515572292366336

Before you post that angry comment on the internethttp://t.co/0jFnrBeHLm pic.twitter.com/e2iMVwRpfK

— The Poke (@ThePoke) August 6, 2015

https://twitter.com/VanguardVivian/status/628734470724681728

https://twitter.com/rolldiggity/status/125316567935352832

https://twitter.com/TechnicallyRon/status/366139120440971264

After working with poor Kenya kids, Kenton Lee invented shoes which grow 5 sizes in 5 years http://t.co/bfDaq1KTTL http://t.co/iEICqmVCLf

— Vala Afshar (@ValaAfshar) August 5, 2015

Will Smith is reportedly developing a Fresh Prince reboot http://t.co/yLcIFow2z8 pic.twitter.com/t5XW5rHtbo

— Sky News (@SkyNews) August 14, 2015

Due to popular request, here are my vacation playlists: http://t.co/uer5sIl4Vk http://t.co/zHEekHvQBr What's your favorite summer song?

— President Obama (@POTUS44) August 14, 2015